would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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