Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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