i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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