Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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