i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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