I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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