508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He? As in you personified your dick?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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