I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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