Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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