is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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