found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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