Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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