I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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