so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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