don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
