do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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