I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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