As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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