The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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