u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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