We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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