I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just pee around me
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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