We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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