The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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