Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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