that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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