Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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