I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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