Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I got inside last night via doggy door
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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