so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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