garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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