Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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