So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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