Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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