I'm gonna have a badass scar
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
4 words: hood of his car
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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