How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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