We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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