just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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