oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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