So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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