like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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