that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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