I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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