no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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