You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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