i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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