This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
The ass gains better be worth it
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