My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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