and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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