he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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