I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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