oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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