Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Come share oat with me in your robe
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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