..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
