I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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